it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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