Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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