I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Fuck appropriateness.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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