I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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