i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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