I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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