after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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