You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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