I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I currently don't understand fingers.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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