Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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