some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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