i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
