Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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