then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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