I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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