It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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