just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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