I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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