my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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