Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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