I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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