guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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