Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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