Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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