I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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