Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My breasts were aching with rage.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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