She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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