Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
