I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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