awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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