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I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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