Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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