you turned your livingroom into a bong?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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