I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so let's talk penis.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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