69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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