its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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