Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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