First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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