Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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