Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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