This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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