I heard we made out
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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