i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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