The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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