New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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