Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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