Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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