dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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