i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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