so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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