none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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