what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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