its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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