GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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