Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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