sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
